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Ron Paul – The Piper of the Douchbags.
By Chuck | December 17, 2007
You see it everywhere. On walls of college campuses, on message boards and blogs, everywhere you look you can’t help but see graffiti in support of Ron Paul. Uneducated dreadlocked drumcircle douchbags running around with chalk, tagging every bit of open space with pro-Paul propaganda. Lame ass wannabe libertarian cock holsters spamming every messageboard about how he is the one. Problem is, none of the fuckstains actually know anything about him. They are just picking up on one or two of his ideas that are decent then acting like he is some sort presidential duct tape.
They latch on to the fact that he is anti-war and pro-hemp and gloss over the anti-choice and the anti-gay voting record.
Lets look at some statements and votes he has made:
Voted YES on banning Family Planning funding in US aid abroad. (May 2001)
Delivered 4000 babies; & assuredly life begins at conception. (Sep 2007)
No federal funding of abortion, and pro-life. (Dec 2000)
Save “snowflake babies”: no experiments on frozen embryos. (Sep 2007)
Voted YES on banning gay adoptions in DC. (Jul 1999)
Don’t ask, don’t tell is a decent policy for gays in army. (Jun 2007)
So it seems that other then his stance on the war and pot he is just another republican. What I don’t get is all these liberal hippie fuckwits running around tagging the shit out of college campuses for this guy. Do they only really care about their weed? Are they so blinded by the promise of legal weed that they are willing to ignore blatant civil rights violations?
I think the lesson is clear, never listen to the political opinions of people who do all their thinking while stoned.
Topics: Chuck, Politics | 3 Comments »
December 17th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
I can’t walk down the street here without some hippie handing me a Ron Paul flyer.
He’s gonna be on “Meet The press” this Sunday. I urge anyone currently supporting Ron Paul to tune in and see what Russert has to say. The truth will come out.
December 17th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
I am going to start taking chalk with me so I can add “is anti-choice” or “is anti-gay” to all the Ron Paul graffiti.
December 19th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Luckily, that kind of dumbassery hasn’t extended down to my part of GA. When I was in Alabama a few days ago, I saw a newspaper saying a couple things about him. I started to get excited at first, but something about him being a republican and a few other things really made me look twice at it. I’m all for legalization of pot, but I’m not a fuckwit, and I know that a guy like this in office would do nothing but fuck over a lot of people I care about.