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Thursday, June 19th, 2008A few days ago Ron Paul finally dropped out of the race for the Republican nomination. All the hippies and wackjobs that loved this man more then their own sanity are in a state of mourning. This is also a huge loss for me because, like Mike Gravel and Rudy “Noun, Verb, 9/11″ Giuliani, he was a constant source of easy comedy. Now I’ll actually have to focus my attacks on Old man McCain.
So here is to all the hippies who blindly supported him because he is pro-hemp and anti-war without a glance at the rest of his record.
And here is to you Ron Paul. Here is to the man that:
Who would have guessed that stoned college kids could be so easily misled?
Now that he is gone he leaves behind a nothing but cardboard signs and bumper stickers slapped up on telephone poles and mailboxes around my city. That is his legacy. Soggy, limp, useless hunks of cardboard flapping about aimlessly in the wind and old fading stickers barely clinging to rusty lamp posts. Fitting. Now who the fuck is going to clean up this mess now that his idiot fans have receded back to the paranoia of their 9/11 conspiracy forums?
Hey, Fucking Prayer Cures Diabetes!
Saturday, March 29th, 2008Being diabetic, I’ve got to say, I’d like to know what Dale and Leilani Neumann know that I don’t. Maybe they’re on to something? Maybe I can stop taking twenty goddamn pills a day? Maybe I can eat cake?
Oh, wait:
“Everest Metro Police Chief Dan Vergin says Madeline Neumann died Sunday, and an autopsy determined the cause was diabetic ketoacidosis, which left her with too little insulin in her body. The chief says she had probably been ill for about 30 days, suffering symptoms like nausea, vomiting, excessive thirst, loss of appetite and weakness.”
Here’s the story if you’re so inclined
According to the Associated Press, these fuckwits kept praying right up until 11 year old Madeline stopped breathing.
I can take religious people and their beliefs. Really, some of my best friends and closest family members believe in some Imaginary Man in the Sky. Great– that’s fine. If faith gives you comfort, I’m all for it. Personally, I find my comfort in my belief in myself, my love for my family, perhaps (just perhaps) some harebrained Zen mumbo-jumbo, and occasionally at the bottom of a bottle of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey, but that’s just me.
I gotta tell ya, though, when you start thinking your Imaginary Man in the Sky is going to cure your kid of an incurable fucking disease, so much so that your way to deal with watching her suffer and grow increasingly ill is to just get more people to HELP you pray (because, clearly, your Imaginary Man in the Sky must be deaf or something if he can’t just hear you), you’ve clearly missed the boat somewhere.
However irrational I may think faith is, I’ll never knock anyone’s belief so long as, (A), they aren’t trying to shove it down my fucking throat, and (B), they aren’t using it as an excuse to harm someone else. Which, unfortunately, is usually the problem with most religious extremists (and even not-so-extremists).
The Neumann’s have two other girls, 13 and 16, which, thankfully, since the above story was written, the authorities have taken away from them. Which, considering the fact that diabetes tends to be, oh, I don’t know, fucking genetic, is probably for the best.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be sitting in a dark corner, by myself, rocking and mumbling incoherently. I’m gonna see if I can get rid of this stupid diabetes by chanting.
Bring Back The Firing Squad Pt 2
Wednesday, February 27th, 200818 year old Ashley Clark was home alone, recovering from recent brain surgery, when the unthinkable happened. Two teenagers, a 16 year old male and 17 year old female, broke into the house intending to steal the car belonging to the homeowner.
When they were unable to accomplish the theft, they found the disabled girl and decided to take out their frustrations on her. They bound her, shaved her head, and beat her in the head with a baseball bat despite her pleas for them to stop because she recently had brain surgery.
These two wastes of air were found later that evening after they had left the scene, but Ashley had to be taken to the hospital where she’s expected to recover.
And watch, these two ‘misguided’ youths will be labled as victims. People will support them as they do every other scumbag in the world. I read blogs and posts all the time written by people who say that whatever psycho is being discussed was just a ‘lonley, lost soul who just needed a little love.’
You know what I say to those people? I tell them they need to be sentenced right along with the buttplugs they’re supporting.
These two kids weren’t just ‘misguided’ - they were sick. Pure fucking evil. No ‘human’ being would repeatedly beat on a disabled person who had just undergone brain surgery. No ‘human’ would beat on a disabled person to begin with. Any person who would do this is a lost cause and should be put away for life.
Here, read the article:
Teens Target Disabled Girl in Brutal Home Invasion
And in this corner…
Friday, January 25th, 2008
Why is it that whenever a “tragedy” strikes all the idiots in the world have come out to play?
The death of actor Heath Ledger was tragic in the sense that the world lost a talented actor, a little girl lost a father and his parents lost a son. I never get too bent out of shape when a celebrity dies, but it’s sad when it’s someone who actually has talent and whose work actually meant something. I honestly think that Ledger would have been one of the greats if he had lived, especially since he aspired to become a director and had been taken under the wing of Terry Gilliam.
Now, Fred Phelps and his cronies want to picket Heath Ledger’s memorial service in New York because he portrayed a homosexual in “Brokeback Mountain.” I say let ‘em do it. The more they picket, the more people are just going to get used to them being around and they’ll turn into a minor annoyance, even a joke. Getting all up in arms is what they want - they even say so. The more we go on about the evils of Fred Phelps and the Westboro Asshat Church, the more prominent they become. Ignore them as best as possible and they’ll go away. Now, with the good people of the Patriot Guard Riders helping out, their voice is becoming stifled and soon it will be silenced completely.
There’s this other moron, though, who seems to think the death of Heath Ledger makes for good trash talking. Every time I read something this man has written or listen to him talk I have to wonder if there’s anyone on this planet who takes him seriously. That man is:
The Ultimate Warrior.
Yep. The same Ultimate Warrior who wrestled in the WWF in the 80’s. In his blog, he somehow manages to compare Ledger’s death to the parenting ability of Hulk Hogan.
Yeah, I don’t get it either. Maybe I don’t get it because this guy is a top of the heap moron who can’t put a thought together to save his life. This is a man who played a character in the world of “professional” wrestling, but can’t seem to stop being that character even though he left the ring years ago.
This is the same guy who began his wrestling career going by the name “Dingo Warrior.”
Here’s what the Ultimate Douchebandit had to say. Try to decipher it for yourselves, because it really doesn’t make a lot of sense. Especially not the nickname he’s given to Heath Ledger.
Oh, and if you want a good laugh, spend some time on his website. This is an idiot who takes himself WAY too seriously.
Taken from Ultimatewarrior.com
Dead Before 28
In the interest of full disclosure, I must tell you I have watched Brokeback Mountain no less than 45 times and I own the Limited Edition DVD, signed by Willie Nelson a short time after he wrote that queer cowboy song as a tribute to the courage of the producers and actors who broke such incredible creative ground when they made their agenda-less movie. Serious. Until I saw Bendover Brokeback, Braveheart was my favorite movie. But the love scenes of Brokeback sucked me right in and I had no choice but to give myself over to the passion of its wide open range, if you get my drift. Such courage this young man and his colleagues have. Reminds me of the courage of classic movie stars, where during the War they enlisted and flew bomber planes and fought on frontlines, then came back and picked up their lives and careers right where they left off, without anti-American sentiment, whining and complaining, or self-destructive self indulgence. I’m equally inspired.
Apparently, Leather Hedger had sleeping troubles and anxiety and dealt with terrible mood swings. So do soldiers but they don’t self-destructively fuck up their lives. In fact, they don’t sleep, handle anxiety and mood swings while dealing with whether or not they might at any moment lose their life. And they do this all the while they are dangerously protecting the freedom of others to fuck up their own. By the way, how many 28 (or older or younger) year old soldiers met their death yesterday? It’s not easy to find out. None of them made the headlines of any news.
By today’s standard, though, I do have to agree that he was a great father. Perhaps even greater then the father of the year, Hulk Hogan. After all, Leather Hedger did what it took to kill himself. His kid is without a father, yes, but the negative influence is now removed and his own child has the chance for a full recovery. Hogan, on the other hand, won’t go quite that far. He insists on sticking around to keep further ruining, and profiting off of, the parentally mismanaged lives of his own children.
It is sad and tragic….that we don’t demand attention be paid to greater things.
You Don’t Know Jack…..
Friday, January 18th, 2008….but you should. Jack McLellan is a self-admitted pedophile working his evil in California and Washington state.
Jack was recently featured twice on ‘The Steve Wilkos Show’ admitting to the world that he was sexually attracted to children. Apparently he’s admitted it publicly in other forums as well, not metely on ‘Steve’ because he has his own website which guides peophiles to places where they can easily find children. He even rates these places by how attractive the children are that can be found there.
Yet he claims he’s never done anything illegal. The ‘worst’ he’s done is to lure children away from their parents and give them ‘hugs.’
McLellan is still operating his website. I’ll post the link to it here as soon as I can find it. Never having trolled the internet for sites relating to pedophilia, I really don’t know where to look. Wilkos actually asked the question as to what kind of a person would want to visit his site. I give Steve this answer: Any person who wants to protect children. One way of beating the pedophiles is to know where they operate and how they do it. By knowing which places McLellan is promoting, we can know to be extra careful when in those places.
McLellan also argues that having this website isn’t violating any laws since he’s not directly promoting the molestation of children. Wilkos asked him about this as well, stating that if something illegal was done to a child based on information gotten through his website, he is partly responsible and should be held as an accomplice.
I agree.
I think Jack McLellan should be locked up. He’s already a ‘person of interest’ in the murder of a young girl at one of the locations that his website promotes. He also refused to submit to a DNA test at the Wilkos show to clear his name. What does that tell you? The way he was fidgeting around onstage made him look guilty in my eyes.
Here’s an interview done with McLellan:
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