Another Update on Pants-Gate

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

I recently found this: Anyone wishing to contact Roy Pearson directly to express their opinion of his actions may do at: Pearson, Roy L Jr 3012 Pineview Ct NE Washington, DC 20018-1617 Tel: (202) 269-1191 Email: roypearsonjr@verizon.net Enjoy. I would also like to announce that he is the most recent winner of our Giant Douchenozzle [...]

Pants-Gate Update

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! The man pictured below is a massive fuckstain. If you see this man please to not attempt to engage him in conversation as he is considered to be a massive fuckstain and extremely stupid. Just kick him in the nuts. Rob posted earlier about this and I just had to follow up. “Judge” [...]

I Just Don’t Get It

Friday, June 8th, 2007

What am I missing here? First, Paris Hilton gets out of jail after 3 or so days of her sentence because the prison food is beneath her. Sure, she’s probably going back to jail, but that really doesn’t undermine the fact that she was, in fact, released. That decision was actually made. Now I hear [...]