Clinton Stops Exaggerating, Turns To Lying For Comfort.
Friday, March 28th, 2008Buried within the wall of text at http://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/women/ is a little tidbit that you may find interesting.
As First Lady, she helped pass the Family and Medical Leave Act
Oh, that was nice of her.
Her husband was inaugurated on January 20, 1993 and signed FMLA into law on February 5, 1993, only 16 days later. Goddamn Hillary is a fast worker. Or is she trying to pull a fast one? I checked theough her recently released White House schedule and the only thing that is mentioned about FMLA at all is about making an appearance at the signing.
Looks like it is another case of Hillary counting smiling and waiving as actual work. That makes her one silly hat away from being Queen Elizabeth II.
Holy balls that is creepy.
Who deserves credit for FMLA? Why, it is none other then bill author and former presidential candidate Chris Dodd.
1986
Senator Chris Dodd introduced the Parental and Medical Leave Act on April 9, 1986, to provide job security and health insurance protection to working parents who must take leave to care for family members (newborn or adopted child; seriously ill child, spouse or elderly parent).
1987-98
Reintroduced the Parental and Medical Leave Act. The bill was brought to the Senate floor in October 1988, but was later shelved in the face of a Republican filibuster and a veto threat from President Reagan.
1989-90
Reintroduced as the Family and Medical Leave Act on February 2, 1989 and August 3, 1990. The measure passed the Senate unanimously on June 14, 1990, but was vetoed by President Bush on June 29, 1990. The House failed to override the veto on July 25, 1990.
1991-92
Reintroduced the Family and Medical Leave Act on January 24, 1991. The bill passed the Senate by a two-thirds vote of 65-32 on October 2, 1991.
1993
The Family and Medical Leave Act of 1993 passed both houses and was the first bill signed into law by President Clinton. FMLA provides job security for millions of Americans by providing up to 12 weeks unpaid leave per year to care for a family member.
And he is still going:
2007
Dodd announces intention to introduce FMLA legislation for the 21st century to provide the resources necessary to help families who otherwise could not afford to take unpaid leave, take the leave they need as result of an illness, to care for an aging parent, or to care for a new child.
Damnit Hillary, stop taking credit for everyone else’s work because you were standing in the proximity.
Yoko Clinton.
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008Tuzla airport, Boznia
March 1996:
“I certainly do remember that trip to Bosnia, and as Togo said, there was a saying around the White House that if a place was too small, too poor, or too dangerous, the president couldn’t go, so send the First Lady. That’s where we went. I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”
Macedonia
May 1999:
“negotiated open borders to let fleeing refugees into safety from Kosovo.”
The Macedonian border opened a full day before she arrived.
It seems like Clinton can’t keep her foot out of her damned mouth. She keeps talking about her “foreign policy experience” but it turns out that is like Yoko Ono claiming she was a Beatle. Unless, that is, you count a trip to Bosnia with Sheryl Crow and the comedian Sinbad. I hope this makes people realize that her political experience really amounts to being a face.
How dumb does she think we are?
She didn’t think she would see any opposition on her trek to the presidency and now that she is coming in second she is flailing about trying to keep her ass afloat. Even if that means using the tactics of Karl Rove. I guess this is her reaction to what she saw as her birthright being pried from her hands.
What do you think she would do as president if she can’t even keep her cool here.
Lucky for us she has no chance of winning the nomination as long as the super delegates follow the will of the people.
The Lamb Named McCain.
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008It is no secret that I think McCain is a royal fuckstick that will happily suck any dick he can to get the presidency but now that he has the nomination and the backing of Bush some things are starting to look strange to me. To be honest, when this whole mad dash for the White House began I would have never picked McCain to be the nominee. The only ones I thought were less likely were Paul (A racist) and Keys (A guy who, after losing to Obama in the U.S. Senate election in Illinois, said that Senators should be appointed by state legislatures and no longer elected by the people).
So how did McCain get here? The people. They want him.
Here is the thing. He will lose. His party knows it and they are more then happy to let him take the hit. Why? The don’t like him much. His nomination is turning the party away from the religious right. If he gets killed in the general it will actually give more power to the religious right within the Republican party when the smoke clears. I can see the seeds backlash already forming within his party.
You know what? Fine by me.
Let them become more crazy. Let them move further from center. Further from power.
Here is the question:
Will this cause a split in the Republican party? Will the religious right split off and finally form their own party, removing their parasitic infection that has been sucking the life from the Republicans? Or will the Jesus-free conservatives have to find a new home?
What about a running mate for McCain? I know the religious right is pushing for one of their own, maybe even Huckabee, but there is a problem with that. McCain will lose all of his independent votes with Huckabee. Will adding the votes from the religious right give him a net gain after losing the independents? If not then there is no reason to pair with a religious running mate. Who could possibly give him a gain in votes and make him competitive against the Democrats?
The Republicans are currently looking at being the generic white guy in a historic election. Who could help them?
Condoleezza Rice.
I hate to break it down to race or gender but that is how a lot of people see it. I guess we will see how it goes.
Olbermann is My Homeboy.
Friday, February 15th, 2008If you missed it Keith Olbermann has a special comment last night. It may be one of the best things I have ever heard him say. This should be mandatory viewing.
Presidential Pickings.
Saturday, February 2nd, 2008I’ll admit it, I think Edwards was a good decent guy who would have made a decent President. Compared to out current Fuck-up in Chief he would have been a phenomenal President. Sadly for him he was in the wrong race at the wrong time. Again. Last time he had to try to “humanize” Kerry. This time he was stuck between the first black man with a real shot at the presidency and the first woman with a real shot at the presidency. He sadly got relegated to the part of generic white guy stuck in a historic race. Ah, well, I wish him and his wife good luck.
Kucinich and Hunter have finally seen the light and dropped out of the race. Giuliani finally dropped out after he realized he ran his campaign like shit and most people were sick of hearing his lisping voice repeat 9/11 over and over again.
So who do we have left for fringe canadates?
Even though everyone, including myself, refers to the Democratic primaries as a two person race we actually have a third contestant. Anyone remember Mike Gravel? No? He was the crazy guy with what appeared to be some form of Tourette’s syndrome during the early debates. Because he isn’t being allowed at the debates he has set up a streaming video “alternate debate” on the web. I hope it has sock puppets. I think they should let him back in the debates just for his comic relief factor.
Alan Keys is supposedly still out there somewhere. CNN doesn’t even list him as a candidate though. No matter, he is just a conservative fuckstick.
Ron Paul is still trying to hold on to the dream too. I have no idea why. Anyone who reads this blog knows what I think of him and his idiot supporters. You know what looks good on Ron Paul supporters?
Fire.
Huckabee. An extremist that wants us to fear extremists. What needs to be said about Mike Huckabee that he hasn’t already said and done himself? Lets take a look at his greatest hits.
Supports FairTax. While it has the word “fair” in it this idea is in no way fair. Here is the fair tax in a nutshell:
Remove the IRS, 23% sales tax (By some estimates it will actually factor in at 30%) on purchases.
Fuck that. You know what that does? Fuck over everyone that spends all or most of their paycheck. For the person who lives paycheck to paycheck, a person that spends 100% of their paycheck to survive they get taxed on 100% of that paycheck. 100%. For someone who only spends 1 or 2% of their income they only get taxed on that 1 or 2%. So the rich pay less taxes and the burden is shifted to the poor. Wonderful.
Let’s say there was a 15 year old girl. Now let’s say that girl was retarded. With me so far? Good. Let’s say this girl was raped by her stepfather and was now pregnant from this rape. A judge in the state where this girl resides rules to allow the use of Medicaid funds to be used to help this girl get an abortion. The governor of this state blocks the judges ruling.
This really happened. The governor in question was Mike Huckabee.
Goddamn.
I wonder how Huckabee feels about woman in general?
In August of 1998, Huckabee was one of 131 signatories to a full page USA Today Ad which declared: “I affirm the statement on the family issued by the 1998 Southern Baptist Convention.” What was in the family statement from the SBC? “A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ.”
The ad wasn’t just a blanket, “we support the SBC statement,” but rather highlighted details. The ad Huckabee signed specifically said of the SBC family statement: “You are right because you called wives to graciously submit to their husband’s sacrificial leadership.”
(Link)
Oh for fucks sake. People are actually voting for this guy?
And that does it for the rundown of our lunatic fringe. Hope you enjoyed your stay. Visiting hours are now over and Huckabee needs his meds. If he doesn’t get them on time he starts rambling about changing the constitution to fit God’s will and no one wants to hear that.
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