Ron Paul: A Retrospective.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

A few days ago Ron Paul finally dropped out of the race for the Republican nomination. All the hippies and wackjobs that loved this man more then their own sanity are in a state of mourning. This is also a huge loss for me because, like Mike Gravel and Rudy “Noun, Verb, 9/11″ Giuliani, he [...]

Steaming Pile of Blog’s Deprograming Foundation.

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

A service we only usually offer to friends and family members of Scientologists, furries and drinkers of light beer has been expanded to Ron Paul fanatics. We will deprogram any member of any of the groups listed above. Just send them our way and we will return them to you with their brains back in [...]

Ron Paul – The Piper of the Douchbags.

Monday, December 17th, 2007

You see it everywhere. On walls of college campuses, on message boards and blogs, everywhere you look you can’t help but see graffiti in support of Ron Paul. Uneducated dreadlocked drumcircle douchbags running around with chalk, tagging every bit of open space with pro-Paul propaganda. Lame ass wannabe libertarian cock holsters spamming every messageboard about [...]