I was just flipping through the stations on my TV as I tend to do when I am bored when I came across a story on CNN news. The story was about a group of “experts from law enforcement, counter terrorism and diplomacy” meeting in Florance, Italy to figure out how to fight terrorism. The camera panned across a beautiful outdoor garden where these well dressed “experts” were chatting and drinking champagne.
I had no idea that a high class garden party was the key to fighting terrorism. Does it have to be a garden party? Can it be a backyard BBQ? How about a kegger?
Because I want to fight terrorism too and I’m not much one for fancy parties.
I have already started planning my first annual anti-terrorism BBQ. We’ll see if that has any effect on terrorism.

I would have posted this sooner but I was having a stupidity induced aneurysm.